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Look Alive

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fatassmcnotits:

rezllen:

a-green-one:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Bioshock
1960s sea explorer with Ayn Rand, except you never actually get to explore the sea. You just look out at it from a window sometimes.

KIDNAP LITTLE GIRLS. SHOOT AT OLD TIMEY DIVER THINGS.

Portal 2: You pick up boxes and walk through holes.

Legend of Zelda: you’re a legendary hero but you spend all your time lost, running errands, or getting killed by chickens.

fatassmcnotits:

rezllen:

a-green-one:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Bioshock

1960s sea explorer with Ayn Rand, except you never actually get to explore the sea. You just look out at it from a window sometimes.

KIDNAP LITTLE GIRLS. SHOOT AT OLD TIMEY DIVER THINGS.

Portal 2: You pick up boxes and walk through holes.

Legend of Zelda: you’re a legendary hero but you spend all your time lost, running errands, or getting killed by chickens.

(Source: mylittlefangirl, via fatass-mcnotits)

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