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kakimari:

hoobsdottir:

constantincantations:

squeedge:

lepetitdragon:

adriofthedead:





collegehumor:

We’re having a lot of fun looking at the “drawbacks” of our names on some site called BabyNamer. Reblog with yours!






The only one I’ve ever gotten was the “yo adrienne” thing (which, protip, is not funny at all and is a really quick way to make me hate you because I’ve literally heard it a zillion fucking times)
all of those other names are just… what the fuck. I think that the people who made this site have never actually met a person named Adrienne

Teasing Nicknames:
Lamey (wtf?)
Amanda-lin
Aman-duh
Amanda Panda Bear
Mands
Mandey
Panda Pants
Manda Panda
Mandy Pandy Sugar Candy
Manda Mutt
Amanda Fanny
Mandapated
Mandarin
Mandy Pandy
Panda
Manners
Mannie
Man
Manders
Amanda-hugin-kiss
A man, duh (oldest one in the book srsly)
Mainerd
Amand-er the Salamander
Wow I have a lot. Some of these are ridiculous and I’ve never even heard before haha. I bolded the ones that I have been called for sure, not all are necessarily offensive to me

Kit Kat
Kats
Kiwi
Katrinka
Katie Overweighty
Fat Kat
Katy-Kabus
Katty
Kitten
Cat Poo
Y’KNOW, I HAVE BEEN TEASED FOR BEING FAT MY WHOLE LIFEAND NOT ONCE DID I HEAR “KATIE OVERWEIGHTY” OR “FAT KAT”OR “CAT POO” AJfsdjgndjhfjDFSHHGI am so disappointed. This website overestimates the creativity of mean little kids.

Teasing Nicknames:
Ju Ju
Jules
Julie-oolie-oolie
Jewel
Jelly Belly
Jukebox
Julep
Drooly Julie
Jumbo
Julie Beans
Goolie Julie
Ju-Ju-bee (like the candy)
Julie Mulie (as in mule)
Juella
Chewy
Ju
Junie
Tools
Julie Bully
Juicy Fruit
Jell-O
Julie Poo-lie
um u ok
like wow
these are all really bad
except when i was a baby i was called Drooly Julie and that drives me insANE
this is so stupid

omg i
just

H-DOG


…pardon


I’m pretty sure they just shove employees they don’t like into a dark room and force them to make nicknames as stupid and passive as possible.
Though I am called Elsie a lot, because apparently my name makes literally every human being I come in contact with dyslexic. 

kakimari:

hoobsdottir:

constantincantations:

squeedge:

lepetitdragon:

adriofthedead:

collegehumor:

We’re having a lot of fun looking at the “drawbacks” of our names on some site called BabyNamer. Reblog with yours!

The only one I’ve ever gotten was the “yo adrienne” thing (which, protip, is not funny at all and is a really quick way to make me hate you because I’ve literally heard it a zillion fucking times)

all of those other names are just… what the fuck. I think that the people who made this site have never actually met a person named Adrienne

Teasing Nicknames:

  • Lamey (wtf?)
  • Amanda-lin
  • Aman-duh
  • Amanda Panda Bear
  • Mands
  • Mandey
  • Panda Pants
  • Manda Panda
  • Mandy Pandy Sugar Candy
  • Manda Mutt
  • Amanda Fanny
  • Mandapated
  • Mandarin
  • Mandy Pandy
  • Panda
  • Manners
  • Mannie
  • Man
  • Manders
  • Amanda-hugin-kiss
  • A man, duh (oldest one in the book srsly)
  • Mainerd
  • Amand-er the Salamander

Wow I have a lot. Some of these are ridiculous and I’ve never even heard before haha. I bolded the ones that I have been called for sure, not all are necessarily offensive to me

  • Kit Kat
  • Kats
  • Kiwi
  • Katrinka
  • Katie Overweighty
  • Fat Kat
  • Katy-Kabus
  • Katty
  • Kitten
  • Cat Poo

Y’KNOW, I HAVE BEEN TEASED FOR BEING FAT MY WHOLE LIFE


AND NOT ONCE DID I HEAR “KATIE OVERWEIGHTY” OR “FAT KAT”

OR “CAT POO” AJfsdjgndjhfjDFSHHG

I am so disappointed. This website overestimates the creativity of mean little kids.

Teasing Nicknames:

  • Ju Ju
  • Jules
  • Julie-oolie-oolie
  • Jewel
  • Jelly Belly
  • Jukebox
  • Julep
  • Drooly Julie
  • Jumbo
  • Julie Beans
  • Goolie Julie
  • Ju-Ju-bee (like the candy)
  • Julie Mulie (as in mule)
  • Juella
  • Chewy
  • Ju
  • Junie
  • Tools
  • Julie Bully
  • Juicy Fruit
  • Jell-O
  • Julie Poo-lie

um u ok

like wow

these are all really bad

except when i was a baby i was called Drooly Julie and that drives me insANE

this is so stupid

omg i

just

H-DOG

…pardon

I’m pretty sure they just shove employees they don’t like into a dark room and force them to make nicknames as stupid and passive as possible.

Though I am called Elsie a lot, because apparently my name makes literally every human being I come in contact with dyslexic. 

Filed under ... Elise the Beast has a Feast in the East with a Whole lotta East Is anyone else going to comment on te fact that Elsie is a real name and they're calling it a mean nick name

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