What is your favorite word?

Dunno! I sure say Fuck a lot. I enjoy Fuckery. I also say Chicks a lot, as in refering to other girls. 

One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Probably wonder how they can levitate, because I have a loft bed. Luckily, I keep my phone up there as an alarm. I would then call 911 and be laughed at.